Uptown, Downtown, Crosstown, Midtown

Uptown, Downtown, Crosstown, Midtown?
Where would you like to go son?
I don't Know! I don't know!
I'm lost? You're Lost? We're lost!
Have you got a map? No! No! No!

Cabby take me there!
Where?
I don't know?!
Uptown, Downtown, Crosstown, Midtown?
Cabby on the way, Cabby on the way!
The lads have left. Oh, no! oh, no!

Where would you like to go kid?
Uptown, Downtown, Crosstown, Midtown?
Turn right, turn left, beep, beep, beep!
Cabbys in New York, boy!?

Uptown, Downtown, Big City, Small City
I'm just from the Village!!
Oh, cabbys all around.

Wrong colour yellow,
He's got to be from Queens.
Wrong style of pants,
He's been walking since Chelsea.

Uptown, Downtown, Crosstown, Midtown
You're an awful Clown!
Where are you going tonight?

Don't know. Don't know.

Mis le Meas Jan 26th 2011 listening back to ramblings recorded by myself while in a NYC cab Oct 2009.